Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.