Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America