In a football match, the best team wins.
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A football match !
A football match.......
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
None cuz it's already lit af
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
Because there's no L.
Riots.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Because of all the fans.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
Not being