What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.