Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.