Because they spend years at sea.
Nothing, they just waved.
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
It's all played in the high C's.
Omelette you finish
I literally chant even..."
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
He wrote sheet music.
He was taking a sheet.
Characters.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)