What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**