What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.