What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.