What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.