How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !