What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.