What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.