What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!