What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!