What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!