Long Hard Thing Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Wedding Night Jokes More Wedding Night Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft