No Beef Stew at all
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They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
A Fjord Fjesta
A last name
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
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They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!
a Norsissist.
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
None. They're too afraid of the electricity.
I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
A Pedro leak.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
It's hard to find them in the snow.
Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
Tell a cow they're being watched.
