No Beef Stew at all
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They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
A Fjord Fjesta
A last name
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
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They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
The cold never bothered them anyway......
A new last name!
a new last name
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
A: Lightbulb What lightbulb
By how fast it sinks.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
A clubbed sandwich
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Grandpa. :(
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
