What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name