What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.