What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

Previous Random Joke Next
Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Long Hard Thing Jokes More Long Hard Thing Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

Middle School Jokes More Middle School Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.