How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.