How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.