How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires