What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled