What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled