Because it was cooler on the other side.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
Keep it up!
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
A dead baby in two garbage bags.
A Pillow Fight
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
You've walked out of wife"
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Knock knock jokes
Because they crack themselves up!
An Instagram account.
Pillow fight
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
They both were recently ironed.
Nuts and bolts
