Because it was cooler on the other side.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
Bob.
A migraine.
Because he was in de-nile.
Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
Hit him in the face with an axe
The license number of the car that hit him.
A dairy potter.
A gray and red hairy paste.
Hypothermia.
A Pillow Fight
He flips houses.
The tusk fairy !
Because the chicken was having a day off !
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Hobos
Attire.
