What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)