What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.