What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches