What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.