What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.