What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.