What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around