What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."