What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.