What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.