It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Punch them in the hands.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
Let's knot."
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
