How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!