What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do