One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
To get to the other side!
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
They're writing their last will and testament.
My Zipper
None if nobody's looking.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
It was a Freudian slip
