Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search