What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.