What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner