What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly