What do cats read in the morning ?

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.