What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.