What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.