Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.