Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.