Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.