Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.