Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor