Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids