What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......