Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.