Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint