What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.