Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians