Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.