What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.