A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)