Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
He got tired of kicking him around.
We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
They both worry about the position of colons.
You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
Feyonce.
A hip-hop hip op.
A bow.