Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen