Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Momentum Jokes More Momentum Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Commute Jokes More Commute Jokes

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!