Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.