Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.