Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear?

Because his pecker is on his face!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.