Cultist Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Program Jokes More Program Jokes

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What are you watching?

Our wedding video."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga