For the watch
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"
The punch line...
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
He got hammered with his buddies.
Does that make you an iWitness?
For the watch!
They'll be back.
He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.
He proudly answers: - Page 83.