Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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For the Watch.

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For the watch!

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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