Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.