Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.